Jija-Sali jokes

1. Jija: Tum meri zindagi mein chaandni ho.

   Sali: hum toh bas inverter ki battery hain, backup dete hain!

2. Jija: Tumhe dekh ke lagta hai, tumhare ghar mein khushiyon ka koi hisaab nahi hai.

   Sali: Hum toh bas khushiyaan bhejte hain, hisaab toh biwi rakhti hai!

3. Jija: Tum itni chup kyun rehti ho?

  Sali: Shaadi ke baad chup rehna hi safe side ka part hai, warna aap toh humein bhi hans hans ke maar daaloge!

4. Jija: Tumhein dekh kar lagta hai, tumhein cooking mein PhD mila hua hai.

  Sali: Bilkul, Problem of Hunger and Deliciousness!

5. Jija: Tum meri life ko kitna interesting bana deti ho.

  Sali: Hum toh sirf soap operas dekhte hain, life toh khud interesting banti hai!

6. Jija: Tumhare paas itni patience kahan se aata hai?

 Sali: Humne toh shaadi se pehle doctor se patience seekha hai!

7. Jija: Tumhare bina meri zindagi adhoori hai.

 Sali: Abhi toh sirf trailer dekha hai, picture toh baaki hai!

8. Jija: Tumhari smile mujhe hamesha khush kar deti hai.

  Sali: Hum toh bas selfies ke liye practice kar rahe hain!

9. Jija: Tum kitni sweet ho.

  Sali: Hum toh bas chocolate se inspired hain, sweet toh woh bhi hai!

10. Jija: Tumhare bina kaise jeena possible hai?

 Sali: Hum toh woh impossible ho gaye hain, jo tumhein jhel rahe hain!

11.Jija: Tumhein dekh kar lagta hai, tumhari smile kisi superhero se kam nahi hai.

  Sali: Hum toh bas practice kar rahe hain, aap toh hamare personal audience hain!

12.Jija: Tumhara cooking skill toh chef se kam nahi lagta.

  Sali: Hum toh bas kitchen ka master chef ban gaye hain, thanks to aapke experiments!

13.Jija: Tumhari advice mere liye gold se kam nahi hai.

  Sali: Hum toh bas free consultancy dete hain, real gold toh mere jewellery mein hai!

14.Jija: Tumhare bina mera din adhoora hai.

  Sali: Aapke bina toh humara daily soap ka twist adhoora hai!

15.Jija: Tum itni disciplined kaise rehti ho?

  Sali: Shaadi se pehle toh hum bhi bas discipline ka textbook padhti thi, ab practical mein lag gaya hai!

16. Jija: Tumhare jokes sun kar lagta hai, tum stand-up comedian ban sakti ho.

  Sali: Hum toh bas ghar pe stand-up practice kar rahe hain, aapka audience bhi toh free mein milta hai!

17.Jija: Tumhare paas itna patience kaise hota hai?

  Sali: Hum toh bas daily meditation karte hain, warna aapke saath rehna toh patience ka ultimate test hai!

18.Jija: Tumhare bina toh mera life boring lagta hai.

  Sali: Hum toh bas ek daily soap ka episode hain, aapko entertain karne ke liye!

19.Jija: Tum itni multitasking kaise kar leti ho?

  Sali: Hum toh bas woh game khelte hain jisme multitasking ki zarurat hoti hai – “Juggling Life”!

20.Jija: Tumhare bina mera khana adhoora lagta hai.

  Sali: Aapke cooking experiments toh humare taste buds ko bhi surprise mein daal dete hain!

21.Jija: Tumhare bina kaise jeena possible hai?

  Sali: Hum toh woh impossible ho gaye hain, jo aapko tolerate kar rahe hain!

22.Jija: Tumhara sense of humor toh lajawab hai.

  Sali: Aaapke saath rehkar toh humein bhi sense of humor develop ho gaya hai, warna aapke jokes kaun sunega!

23.Jija: Tumhare cooking mein kya secret hai?

  Sali: Sabse bada secret toh hai ki maine recipe book ka last page chhupa diya hai!

24.Jija: Tumhara dressing sense toh bohot accha hai.

  Sali: Aapke paas toh humein shopping ka reason mil gaya hai, warna hum toh bas window shopping ke liye nikalte hain!

25.Jija: Tum itni organized kaise ho?

  Sali: Hum toh bas woh hain jinhein har cheez ko dhundhne mein maza aata hai!

26.Jija: Tumhare bina mera life incomplete hai.

  Sali: Hum toh woh missing piece hain jo aapki puzzle ko complete karta hai!

27.Jija: Tumhara positive attitude mere mood ko hamesha uplift karta hai.

  Sali: Hum toh bas apne saath khud ka stand-up comedy show chalate hain, positive attitude toh by default aata hai!

28.Jija: Tum itni caring kyun ho?

  Sali: Aapko dekh kar lagta hai ki caring ka business bhi profitable hai!

29.Jija: Tumhare bina mera ghar sunsaan sa lagta hai.

  Sali: Hum toh woh daily soap ka interesting character hain jo ghar mein drama laata hai!

30.Jija: Tumhari understanding level bahut high hai.

  Sali: Hum toh woh hai jo aapke explanations ko samajhne ka ek aur level banati hai!